Ironic News Stories

So my week started out a wee bit stressful….yeah we will stick with that. So I decided we should all start today with some ironic news:

 

Illinois man backs SUV through garage door, a longtime wish

So a 91 year old man did something on purpose that most 91 year old drivers will do sometime by accident.

A suburban Chicago man who says he always wanted to know what it is like to smash through a garage door now knows the feeling.

Ninety-one-year-old Walter Thomas of Woodstock was able to slam an SUV through a garage door with his family’s help.

The garage was slated to be torn down, so Thomas’ action was of no consequence. The SUV was donated. It was then up to Thomas to back it through the garage door and check that activity off his bucket list.

Thomas described what he did this way: “I hit the gas, squealed the tires and bang — we went through the door.”

Lil Wayne tried to fight a referee…at an anti-violence charity basketball game.

I see this might have been exagerated but its still a great headline.

Drunk man set up his own DUI checkpoint on highway

This is actaully super serious and not funny. However since no one was hurt I choose to see the irony in it.

A motorist who stopped says Shaulis claimed he was a trooper and demanded to see a driver’s license, registration and insurance papers.

When real troopers arrived, police say Shaulis tried to hand a BB pistol to the car’s passenger and said, “I can’t get caught with this.”

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